one-liners
The Plot Of Rent, in a Nutshell
NYU kid #1: Man, I’m so over AIDS. I’m sick of people getting it, I’m sick of people spending money on it, and I’m sick of people giving it to other people.
NYU kid #2: Yeah, seriously, fuck AIDS.
-Outside an NYU dorm, University Pl
*From Overheard in New York
No CommentsThank You For Calling The Abortion Clinic…
Blond man on cell: Thank you for calling the abortion clinic. You rape ‘em, we scrape ‘em… Hi, Dad.
–45th & Broadway
Overheard by: Brady
*From Overheard in New York
No CommentsGums and Cum: Perfect Together
Toothless bag lady: I don’t know what it is with this town anymore. I guess no one likes blowjobs. I give great blowjobs! Maybe I’m charging too much.
Cop: What are you charging?
Toothless bag lady: $100.
Cop: That’s pretty steep…
–Times Square
Overheard by: Spiney
*From Overheard in New York
No CommentsCatholic Priest Shortage
“Hey did you hear the one about the Catholic priest shortage? It’s gotten so bad that young boys have had to start touching themselves.”
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Dude, Would You Please Cowboy Up?
Desperate law student: But I love you!
Heartless biotech: That’s your problem, not mine.
Desperate law student: I can’t live without you.
Heartless biotech: So don’t.
Desperate law student: You wouldn’t even care if I killed myself, would you?
Heartless biotech: Not unless you decided to do it in front of my house and I had to have police and the media there. Then I’d be pissed.
Desperate law student: How can you be so cruel to someone who loves you so much?
Heartless biotech: Oh, just one thing — if you do decide to kill yourself try to do it the week of August sixth, ’cause I’ll be in Martha’s Vineyard with Jason then.
–Brooklyn Law School library
*from Overheard in New York
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