FAQs

What is That’s My Lover?

Sometimes people kiss and tell. It’s okay, we do too. You know how you and your friends talk endlessly about the craziest people you’ve ever dated? Well, here’s a larger audience for that.

What kind of content should I submit?

Anything that makes us laugh. We know how many crazy people are out there, and we need your camaraderie as we continue to navigate these murky, flaky, embarrassing, and (often very) angry rivers of love. We publish funny stories, absurd quotes, pictures of people you dated looking a little less stable than the picket fence stereotype, and videos of the same. It doesn’t have to be about you personally; it can be about friends too. It’s okay if you’re not the craziest person in your crowd!

How do I know if my content is appropriate?

We don’t accept pornographic material. We’re not presumptuous enough to compete with Penthouse Forum. And no last names. You submit them, we delete them.

It looks like you edited my story.

We may have. But it was only to maximize the effect of your story. Web readers like brief, split paragraphs, and humor readers like things to be short, snappy, and to seem as if they are being spoken.

It looks like you photoshopped my picture.

No we didn’t. We don’t have to. We see the most ridiculous people getting laid every day, so if we accepted your picture that means we think it’s pretty good.

You didn’t accept my submission!

Remember, you are competing with our crowd here as well as all the other submitters, so go live a little more and then get back to us! It can also take a few weeks for us to publish, because we’re out there getting numbers. Go figure.

Someone put me on your website, and I’m mad! What should I do?

Congratulations! The greatest honor is to make an impact. But don’t worry, we’ll take it down. Just send us an e-mail.

I need access to updates at any given second. Where do I get those?

Check us out on Facebook.