Hey, it’s been a great run, but we’ve decided to conquer new ground.

Thank you to everyone who liked us, read us, and submitted to us (although we wish many of you had been a little more forthcoming with your own stories!)

We love you.

So here’s a late, great one-liner for the road, from a friend of ours.

“What the fuck! I hate listening to you! I’ve only had sex one time, it lasted 30 seconds, and I made her wear a Redskins jersey while we did it!”