Love Hurts
“You insipid, indolent hag. You ominous lout. you carbuncled coward, you obsequious twat…” -Friend’s Ex-Boyfriend to Her
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The Best Sandwich Ever
I’ll preface this story by saying neither of these chaps was my lover, ever.
Billy was a fat, awkward Korean boy who was disliked in the dormitories because of his superior attitude. His roommate Tom was liked a little bit more, but he was a fat pervert. Towards the end of the year, Billy decided to take a hiatus. He did not leave his room for a week except to retrieve (exponential amounts of) food and to take a shit. He did not leave the room to pee. He did that in soda bottles, which he left on the radiator. All he did that week was sit on his bed and watch anime porn while jerking his two-inch dick.
Well, Tom was getting sick of the smell. So he conspired with several other people to play an end-of-the-year joke on Billy.
One day while Billy was out of the room, Tom jerked off on his sandwich. Everyone knew this was going to happen beforehand. Literally everyone on the floor. When Billy came back, he inhaled his lunch and said it was the best sandwich he’d ever had.
Billy still doesn’t know. I told Tom that he should, because it would be great revenge for such a horrible six months of cohabitation. Tom told me that telling him would ruin it.
So what do you think? Would it be more dramatic if Billy did or did not know about the jizz in his food? Comment below:
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A Well-Articulated Fear
“Every day I play outside because I abhor the lack of discipline of these obese people I see everywhere. I don’t want to become that which I hate.”
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